Chuck Norris gone at 86
Chuck Norris gone at 86
Finally found something he couldn't beat
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Samuel Clemens (aka Mark Twain)
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Death just had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris died last year. Death was too afraid to tell him....
Chuck Norris died last year. Death was too afraid to tell him....
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If you hear a rumble in the sky, that isn't thunder. That is Chuck and Bruce Lee having a rematch.
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I'm sure Superman will have a moment of silence when he puts on his Chuck Norris pajamas tonight.
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Wambli Ska
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He's kicked every ass on earth so he's now moved on to bigger challenges.
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breamfisher
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9mm kills the body, but .45 ACP destroys the soul!
-a Fudd, probably
-a Fudd, probably
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Chuck Norris didn't die. He took Death's job.
WWJMBD?
I believe we should stand on Ceremony. . . while our friends handcuff the sanctimonious little prick and take him away.
I believe we should stand on Ceremony. . . while our friends handcuff the sanctimonious little prick and take him away.
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Chuck Norris didn’t die, he gave life the chance to continue.
“The shepherd slaughters more of the flock than the wolf ever will.”
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At least the Boogy Man can finally come out from under his bed.
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Justsomedude
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Chuck Norris will be his own Pall Bearer.