So is Glitch McConnell alive or dead?

[CPJ 2.0]

Technically speaking of course. We all know he’s brain dead. I hear he has a bad case of rigor tortise.


Anyway, we need to set age limits, and term limits. When it’s time to go to heavens waiting room, (old folks homes) there are facilities much better suited to change your diapers and feed you Jello than the halls of congress.

[FJB]

https://youtu.be/a8gc294EfB4

[Zsarvashere]

Weekend at Bernie's

[GrapeApe]

They're mortuary warehouses Pierre, They don't care if your final destination is heaven or hell.

[Bigslug]

McConnell (maybe)
Graham
If it does in fact happen in threes, Schumer?

[Zsarvashere]

He's alive! Apparently.

[CPJ 2.0]

*supposedly

[Freezer]

McConnell (maybe)
Graham
If it does in fact happen in threes, Schumer?

We can only hope!

Personally I can't stand listening to Jefferies

[jbp-ohio]

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[jbp-ohio]

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1Crv6Uj16D/

[CPJ 2.0]

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1Crv6Uj16D/

This why computer parts prices have increased 10 fold, and I’m here for it.

[Zsarvashere]

That is funny




When Feinstein is in a wheelchair and still in the public eye

Repubs: Democrats are so cruel and politics is everything to them. They should have the decency to let her live in peace and do the right things and she should not be holding public office in her condition.



When McConnel is probably dead or a vegetable being hidden away from the world and they might lose a senate seat to the left or even worse lose it to a real conservative(Massey)

Also repubs: I played pickle ball with him last week and then watched him perform a scene from Hamlet by memory. We then discussed senate and US history for a few hours before dinner. We are playing 18 this weekend at Bedminster. I don't know why everyone thinks there might be a problem with Mitch.

[Jayhawker]

Just relax and be patient...quality taxidermy takes time.

[CPJ 2.0]

There’s a ton of good memes going around, but this one wins. Don’t argue. Because you’re wrong.

[Zsarvashere]

Alive




For now

[CPJ 2.0]

Alive




For now

[Diver43]

Speaking of MIA, any seen Maxine Waters?

[GrapeApe]

So is Glitch McConnell alive or dead?

Yes

[Wambli Ska]

Speaking of MIA, any seen Maxine Waters?

No, but does any one want to? That is one UGLY ass bitch!!!

[Diver43]

Speaking of MIA, any seen Maxine Waters?

No, but does any one want to? That is one UGLY ass bitch!!!

Yes but rumer says she is in a dementia nursing home and Jeffries has been voting for her. Mitch was MIA but not voting. So rumors say

[Wambli Ska]

Ok so that’s interesting. Jeez and all these years I just though she was stupid…

[jbp-ohio]

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[CPJ 2.0]

This is embarrassing to the country. He’s poop himself, doesn’t have ANY clue where he is. Put him out to pasture.

[rberg]

Now that sounds like somebody else we remember.

[breamfisher]

We've got several people in DC who are well past retirement age who probably should be put out of pasture