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CPJ 2.0 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2025 2:46 pm
I should open a business for cards. Ones that fill the requirement of getting the wife a card, but don’t express any real feelings.
Those have been available for a long time. . .
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“Dear inhabitant of my home that sucks the will to live from my soul, happy Valentine’s Day? “
See, that’s why I need something premade that I can’t edit.
I can make that. If you have access to a color printer, PM me an email address and I'll email you the PDF
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Samuel Clemens (aka Mark Twain)
CPJ 2.0 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2025 2:46 pm
I should open a business for cards. Ones that fill the requirement of getting the wife a card, but don’t express any real feelings.
Those have been available for a long time. . .
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Are you nuts? $20 on Vday? I’m pissed if the card from the dollar store is over TWO dollars.
“The shepherd slaughters more of the flock than the wolf ever will.”
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Samuel Clemens (aka Mark Twain)
I can even add a poop emoji to the center of the heart on the front if you'd like that even better.
FYI, the top part is upside down because you have to fold it.
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Samuel Clemens (aka Mark Twain)
An envelope for it will cost more than printing the card
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Samuel Clemens (aka Mark Twain)
Actually,putting the poop in the middle of the heart is more trouble than it's worth...
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"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Samuel Clemens (aka Mark Twain)
Number One Question: What do the magnum revolver shooters have to say on that?
Number Two Question: What sort of existential crisis does owning a 1911 in 9mm cause?
Number Three Question: Do 1911 owners with .22 conversion kits avoid eye contact with each other when shooting them at the range. . .kind of like Baptists in Hooters or liquor stores?
WWJMBD?
I believe we should stand on Ceremony. . . while our friends handcuff the sanctimonious little prick and take him away.