Dedicated Meme Thread

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[bullsi1911]

I guess its about time to trot this one out for this year:

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[Bigslug]

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[Chiro1989]

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[Orchidman]

Indisputable mathematical logic.... and it goes like this:
What Makes 100% ?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But , A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
And look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the poop and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top!

Now you know why politicians are where they are!

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[Zee]

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A certain group with training will get this one.

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[bullsi1911]

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My wife dropped this line on my 15 year old yesterday, and I had to meme it.

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[Japhy]

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My wife dropped this line on my 15 year old yesterday, and I had to meme it.

We called it S.O.S.

[GrapeApe]

Only thing, that isn't white bread. Looks like wheat to me

[bullsi1911]

It was some specialty fru-fru bread we had on hand…but I wasn’t going to drive to the store for a meme.

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[Orchidman]

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[bullsi1911]

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[Chiro1989]

Excellent advice….

[jbp-ohio]

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My wife dropped this line on my 15 year old yesterday, and I had to meme it.

Hamburger buns, hot dog buns, garlic bread, pizza crust...........

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[bullsi1911]

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