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Happy "bust your ass all year and sacrifice it all but if you don't do something special you obviously hate her and you're a piece of poop day!

Got my wife a card at the dollar store. Spent a dollar more than I wanted to, but it saved a tiny bit of bitching.

Fairly early in the relationship, my wife and I were watching TV and a Valentines Day jewelry commercial came on. Without any kind of prompting, she simply said, "If you ever bring me home something like that, I'm kicking your ass".

Then and there, I knew I had a keeper.

Well...... The plan was to make her dinner. Filet Mignon, mushroom risotto, and chocolate cake. Turns out yesterday was also Ash Wednesday. AlEven though she hasn't been in a church in 25 years, she still does Lent. Will make tonight.

It's just her and I living here. The cake was uncut when she went to work but SOMEONE ate a piece for breakfast! I can't figure it out, so it will just remain a mystery..

My wife gave up my meat for Ash Wednesday years and years ago.



This year I’m going to give up giving things up because someone told me to.

She work?

Yep.

bullsi1911 wrote: ↑Sat Feb 17, 2024 1:08 pm 2F245429-E01F-48C1-A145-3ACA193E05E3.jpeg

Accurate. AND two weeks two late. Already started.

I saw sacks of deer corn for $8. Now for the conundrum, do I feed the deer or make hooch?

Freezer wrote: ↑Sun Feb 18, 2024 10:30 am I saw sacks of deer corn for $8. Now for the conundrum, do I feed the deer or make hooch?

Personally, I think there's a need to split it. A lot of my deer seasons have ended with being driven to drink. . .

Bigslug wrote: ↑Sun Feb 18, 2024 2:30 pm

Freezer wrote: ↑Sun Feb 18, 2024 10:30 am I saw sacks of deer corn for $8. Now for the conundrum, do I feed the deer or make hooch?

Personally, I think there's a need to split it. A lot of my deer seasons have ended with being driven to drink. . .

WISE man

Redneck home vasectomy kit

jbp-ohio wrote: ↑Sun Feb 18, 2024 3:09 pm Redneck home vasectomy kit


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Jack Knife. Does anyone call them that anymore?

Diver43 wrote: ↑Sun Feb 18, 2024 3:39 pm

jbp-ohio wrote: ↑Sun Feb 18, 2024 3:09 pm Redneck home vasectomy kit


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Jack Knife. Does anyone call them that anymore?

Only super old people.

Now, about that picture.....

CPJ 2.0 wrote: ↑Sun Feb 18, 2024 3:41 pm

Diver43 wrote: ↑Sun Feb 18, 2024 3:39 pm

jbp-ohio wrote: ↑Sun Feb 18, 2024 3:09 pm Redneck home vasectomy kit


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Jack Knife. Does anyone call them that anymore?

Only super old people.

Now, about that picture.....

For 5. Bucks I would buy a bunch of them