Dead crow mystery solved
Dead crow mystery solved
The Department of Fish and Game found there was a very large number of crows dead in the State. Fearing it was an avian flu outbreak they performed necropsyies on the birds. Results for the flu were negative but, they found, all the birds had paint on them, they had been struck by vehicles. After further investigation they discovered only 2% were struck by automobiles. A behavioral biologist studied crows to figure out what was happening and found when crows are eating road kill they always had another crow as a sentry looking out for danger. He discovered all the crows could say caw but, none could say truck.
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I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11
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"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Samuel Clemens (aka Mark Twain)
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There are no new jokes, just retold or repurposed.
this was both.
It was worth retelling.
this was both.
It was worth retelling.
