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So is Glitch McConnell alive or dead?

Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2026 3:16 am
by CPJ 2.0
Technically speaking of course. We all know he’s brain dead. I hear he has a bad case of rigor tortise.


Anyway, we need to set age limits, and term limits. When it’s time to go to heavens waiting room, (old folks homes) there are facilities much better suited to change your diapers and feed you Jello than the halls of congress.

Re: So is Glitch McConnell alive or dead?

Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2026 4:06 pm
by FJB

Re: So is Glitch McConnell alive or dead?

Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2026 12:10 am
by Zsarvashere
Weekend at Bernie's

Re: So is Glitch McConnell alive or dead?

Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2026 3:51 am
by GrapeApe
They're mortuary warehouses Pierre, They don't care if your final destination is heaven or hell.

Re: So is Glitch McConnell alive or dead?

Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2026 1:11 pm
by Bigslug
McConnell (maybe)
Graham
If it does in fact happen in threes, Schumer?

Re: So is Glitch McConnell alive or dead?

Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2026 11:30 pm
by Zsarvashere
He's alive! Apparently.

Re: So is Glitch McConnell alive or dead?

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2026 12:08 am
by CPJ 2.0
*supposedly

Re: So is Glitch McConnell alive or dead?

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2026 2:35 pm
by Freezer
Bigslug wrote: ↑Sun Jul 12, 2026 1:11 pm McConnell (maybe)
Graham
If it does in fact happen in threes, Schumer?
We can only hope!

Personally I can't stand listening to Jefferies

Re: So is Glitch McConnell alive or dead?

Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2026 12:17 am
by jbp-ohio
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Re: So is Glitch McConnell alive or dead?

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2026 1:16 am
by jbp-ohio

Re: So is Glitch McConnell alive or dead?

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2026 1:28 am
by CPJ 2.0
This why computer parts prices have increased 10 fold, and I’m here for it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Re: So is Glitch McConnell alive or dead?

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2026 10:00 pm
by Zsarvashere
That is funny




When Feinstein is in a wheelchair and still in the public eye

Repubs: Democrats are so cruel and politics is everything to them. They should have the decency to let her live in peace and do the right things and she should not be holding public office in her condition.



When McConnel is probably dead or a vegetable being hidden away from the world and they might lose a senate seat to the left or even worse lose it to a real conservative(Massey)

Also repubs: I played pickle ball with him last week and then watched him perform a scene from Hamlet by memory. We then discussed senate and US history for a few hours before dinner. We are playing 18 this weekend at Bedminster. I don't know why everyone thinks there might be a problem with Mitch.

Re: So is Glitch McConnell alive or dead?

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2026 7:05 pm
by Jayhawker
Just relax and be patient...quality taxidermy takes time.

Re: So is Glitch McConnell alive or dead?

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2026 1:26 am
by CPJ 2.0
There’s a ton of good memes going around, but this one wins. Don’t argue. Because you’re wrong.

Re: So is Glitch McConnell alive or dead?

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2026 1:51 am
by Zsarvashere
Alive




For now

Re: So is Glitch McConnell alive or dead?

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2026 2:33 am
by CPJ 2.0
Zsarvashere wrote: ↑Tue Sep 15, 2026 1:51 am Alive




For now

Re: So is Glitch McConnell alive or dead?

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2026 2:49 am
by Diver43
Speaking of MIA, any seen Maxine Waters?

Re: So is Glitch McConnell alive or dead?

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2026 4:42 am
by GrapeApe
So is Glitch McConnell alive or dead?
Yes :lol:

Re: So is Glitch McConnell alive or dead?

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2026 4:48 am
by Wambli Ska
Diver43 wrote: ↑Tue Sep 15, 2026 2:49 am Speaking of MIA, any seen Maxine Waters?
No, but does any one want to? That is one UGLY ass bitch!!!

Re: So is Glitch McConnell alive or dead?

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2026 12:21 pm
by Diver43
Wambli Ska wrote: ↑Tue Sep 15, 2026 4:48 am
Diver43 wrote: ↑Tue Sep 15, 2026 2:49 am Speaking of MIA, any seen Maxine Waters?
No, but does any one want to? That is one UGLY ass bitch!!!
Yes but rumer says she is in a dementia nursing home and Jeffries has been voting for her. Mitch was MIA but not voting. So rumors say

Re: So is Glitch McConnell alive or dead?

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2026 1:08 pm
by Wambli Ska
Ok so that’s interesting. Jeez and all these years I just though she was stupid…

Re: So is Glitch McConnell alive or dead?

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2026 11:30 pm
by jbp-ohio
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Re: So is Glitch McConnell alive or dead?

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2026 12:03 am
by CPJ 2.0
This is embarrassing to the country. He’s poop himself, doesn’t have ANY clue where he is. Put him out to pasture.

Re: So is Glitch McConnell alive or dead?

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2026 1:54 am
by rberg
Now that sounds like somebody else we remember.

Re: So is Glitch McConnell alive or dead?

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2026 9:54 am
by breamfisher
We've got several people in DC who are well past retirement age who probably should be put out of pasture