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CPJ 2.0 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 12, 2023 1:05 am He doesn’t need encouragement or new ideas.

Bum Wine Label?

Today on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom, we get a glimpse of the rare North American Spider Monkey. This strange methamphetamine-fueled primate has knives for hands and defecates socially. . . (Cue intro music)

For amount of "That which has been seen, cannot be un-seen" in a single thread page, I think we've broken new ground here.

Bigslug wrote: ↑Wed Jul 12, 2023 12:33 pm Today on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom, we get a glimpse of the rare North American Spider Monkey. This strange methamphetamine-fueled primate has knives for hands and defecates socially. . . (Cue intro music)

For amount of "That which has been seen, cannot be un-seen" in a single thread page, I think we've broken new ground here.

That’s brilliant.
And not far from reality.
Fact is, the readers here probably think some of the things I’ve said are just for the jokes.
Can confirm I’ve pissed shoulder to shoulder with a spider monkey

CPJ 2.0 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 12, 2023 2:43 pm

Bigslug wrote: ↑Wed Jul 12, 2023 12:33 pm Today on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom, we get a glimpse of the rare North American Spider Monkey. This strange methamphetamine-fueled primate has knives for hands and defecates socially. . . (Cue intro music)

For amount of "That which has been seen, cannot be un-seen" in a single thread page, I think we've broken new ground here.

That’s brilliant.
And not far from reality.
Fact is, the readers here probably think some of the things I’ve said are just for the jokes.
Can confirm I’ve pissed shoulder to shoulder with a spider monkey

With longing eye contact.

Zee wrote: ↑Wed Jul 12, 2023 2:58 pm

CPJ 2.0 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 12, 2023 2:43 pm

Bigslug wrote: ↑Wed Jul 12, 2023 12:33 pm Today on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom, we get a glimpse of the rare North American Spider Monkey. This strange methamphetamine-fueled primate has knives for hands and defecates socially. . . (Cue intro music)

For amount of "That which has been seen, cannot be un-seen" in a single thread page, I think we've broken new ground here.

That’s brilliant.
And not far from reality.
Fact is, the readers here probably think some of the things I’ve said are just for the jokes.
Can confirm I’ve pissed shoulder to shoulder with a spider monkey

With longing eye contact.

ONE SIDED longing eye contact.

Epic thread drift.
My next thread will be on field dressing a wild boar.....Looking forward to seeing what direction that one will take...

I really have missed you cpj

Zee wrote: ↑Wed Jul 12, 2023 2:58 pm

CPJ 2.0 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 12, 2023 2:43 pm

Bigslug wrote: ↑Wed Jul 12, 2023 12:33 pm Today on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom, we get a glimpse of the rare North American Spider Monkey. This strange methamphetamine-fueled primate has knives for hands and defecates socially. . . (Cue intro music)

For amount of "That which has been seen, cannot be un-seen" in a single thread page, I think we've broken new ground here.

That’s brilliant.
And not far from reality.
Fact is, the readers here probably think some of the things I’ve said are just for the jokes.
Can confirm I’ve pissed shoulder to shoulder with a spider monkey

With longing eye contact.

I've experienced jaundiced eye contact on a choppy ocean fishing trip during which a green-at-the-gills-with-seasickness member of the trip locked eyes with my equally green-at-the-gills-with-seasickness visage. This eye contact was held for approximately ten seconds before he barfed over the side. I guess I looked as bad as he felt.

Orchidman wrote: ↑Wed Jul 12, 2023 8:35 pm Epic thread drift.
My next thread will be on field dressing a wild boar.....Looking forward to seeing what direction that one will take...

Well, in keeping with the "knives for hands" theme, Zee could do a complete Benihana teppan grill chef act which includes a flamboyant field dress and butcher, wearing the hide as a cape/hood as he deals out tenderloin medallions like playing cards, and finishes with juggling, slicing, and grilling pig testicles, serving them with - what else - crabs. We'll never be able to enjoy the onion-ring volcano the same way again.

Bigslug wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2023 1:27 am

Orchidman wrote: ↑Wed Jul 12, 2023 8:35 pm Epic thread drift.
My next thread will be on field dressing a wild boar.....Looking forward to seeing what direction that one will take...

Well, in keeping with the "knives for hands" theme, Zee could do a complete Benihana teppan grill chef act which includes a flamboyant field dress and butcher, wearing the hide as a cape/hood as he deals out tenderloin medallions like playing cards, and finishes with juggling, slicing, and grilling pig testicles, serving them with - what else - crabs. We'll never be able to enjoy the onion-ring volcano the same way again.

And thanks to some gentle prodding, he now has a griddle where he can do such.

Hey! Can you cook crabs on the griddle?
Nuts with crabs. I like it.


We’ve already established that I strip down when cleaning flea infested pigs. Just can’t remember if there is photographic documentation.

Zee wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2023 3:16 am Hey! Can you cook crabs on the griddle?
Nuts with crabs. I like it.


We’ve already established that I strip down when cleaning flea infested pigs. Just can’t remember if there is photographic documentation.

Maybe you should do the thread on field dressing a wild boar......

Orchidman wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2023 4:02 am

Zee wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2023 3:16 am Hey! Can you cook crabs on the griddle?
Nuts with crabs. I like it.


We’ve already established that I strip down when cleaning flea infested pigs. Just can’t remember if there is photographic documentation.

Maybe you should do the thread on field dressing a wild boar......

Did I mention that “mutual grooming” is involved when we pick fleas off each other like chimpanzees?

Zee wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2023 4:06 am

Orchidman wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2023 4:02 am

Zee wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2023 3:16 am Hey! Can you cook crabs on the griddle?
Nuts with crabs. I like it.


We’ve already established that I strip down when cleaning flea infested pigs. Just can’t remember if there is photographic documentation.

Maybe you should do the thread on field dressing a wild boar......

Did I mention that “mutual grooming” is involved when we pick fleas off each other like chimpanzees?

Damnit.
More factual information.

Zee wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2023 3:16 am Hey! Can you cook crabs on the griddle?
Nuts with crabs. I like it.


We’ve already established that I strip down when cleaning flea infested pigs. Just can’t remember if there is photographic documentation.

Eye contact is one thing, once you start taking pictures, next thing is we are renting Alex’s house and hiring a film crew

Chiro1989 wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2023 11:49 am

Zee wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2023 3:16 am Hey! Can you cook crabs on the griddle?
Nuts with crabs. I like it.


We’ve already established that I strip down when cleaning flea infested pigs. Just can’t remember if there is photographic documentation.

Eye contact is one thing, once you start taking pictures, next thing is we are renting Alex’s house and hiring a film crew

Hahaha!

That’s brilliant.
And not far from reality.
Fact is, the readers here probably think some of the things I’ve said are just for the jokes.
Can confirm I’ve pissed shoulder to shoulder with a spider monkey
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But we're you doing the "Kansas Cross Grip"?

Hmmmm. . .let's see. . .

*Mutual grooming to remove parasites

*Flea-infested game animals requiring nude field dressing

*A Zee and CPJ hosted outdoor/hunting/cooking show in need of material for a wild boar episode

Does anybody else remember Peter Capstick's narrative of Cape buffalo hunting in which, after the death of the animal, the ticks sense the cessation of blood circulation and start dropping off the bull's scrotum to go and seek a meal elsewhere?

Just trying to list possible thematic elements for the director and editing crew.

Bigslug wrote: ↑Sat Jul 15, 2023 1:00 pm Hmmmm. . .let's see. . .

*Mutual grooming to remove parasites

*Flea-infested game animals requiring nude field dressing

*A Zee and CPJ hosted outdoor/hunting/cooking show in need of material for a wild boar episode

Does anybody else remember Peter Capstick's narrative of Cape buffalo hunting in which, after the death of the animal, the ticks sense the cessation of blood circulation and start dropping off the bull's scrotum to go and seek a meal elsewhere?

Just trying to list possible thematic elements for the director and editing crew.

We are in need of a makeup artist. Want the job?

I'll have to make it up some other time.

I skipped most of this post! All BS aside, I hunted the Cascade mountains of N. California. I carried a couple of double pulleys and four sections of para cord in my pack to get deer out of the ravines. Sometimes it took multiple hitches to get it to the top, but it saved me a lot of work that I couldn't have achieved otherwise.

I attached a 12 volt quad winch to an extended step hitch. From that, I inserted a three-piece game hoist that I made from sign break-away material. Insert the step/winch in the hitch receiver, insert the hoist and run the cable to the gimble. I plugged the hoist into my trailer hitch plug, turned on the lights, pushed the button and up it goes. Field dressing was done before the drag, but everything else was done in the air.

Chiro1989 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 12, 2023 12:53 ampoop.jpg

Soooo what happens when they realize that they are supporting using the wipe hand?