Re: Need the forums wisdom. Neighbor issue
Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2023 3:20 am
You're missing the point. I hate my wife's cat, but I value it more than his life 
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Re: Need the forums wisdom. Neighbor issue
Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2023 12:50 pm
The historical precedents are using your catapult to launch rotting animal carcasses over their castle walls and gifts of smallpox-infested blankets. Kinda need to already be the government or in a position to become it though. Lemme think on this and get back to you.
Re: Need the forums wisdom. Neighbor issue
Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2023 5:12 pm
Update:
I was awoken at 8am by the neighbor, because apparently leaves are important enough to awaken the neighbors that have insomnia or alternative shifts. He must have gotten the hint because he blew all of the leaves into a pile in his yard at the curb. I'm guessing there is curbside leaf pickup. Crisis averted.
I was awoken at 8am by the neighbor, because apparently leaves are important enough to awaken the neighbors that have insomnia or alternative shifts. He must have gotten the hint because he blew all of the leaves into a pile in his yard at the curb. I'm guessing there is curbside leaf pickup. Crisis averted.
Re: Need the forums wisdom. Neighbor issue
Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2023 2:48 pm
Nuthin wrong with a dog bark, unless it's at midnight.
Re: Need the forums wisdom. Neighbor issue
Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2023 3:02 pm
It’s not to late to poop on his porch.Justsomedude wrote: ↑Wed Nov 22, 2023 5:12 pm Update:
I was awoken at 8am by the neighbor, because apparently leaves are important enough to awaken the neighbors that have insomnia or alternative shifts. He must have gotten the hint because he blew all of the leaves into a pile in his yard at the curb. I'm guessing there is curbside leaf pickup. Crisis averted.
Re: Need the forums wisdom. Neighbor issue
Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2023 4:23 pm
And light it on fire, and ring the doorbell, and the run to the back of the house and pound on the back door.CPJ 2.0 wrote: ↑Thu Nov 23, 2023 3:02 pmIt’s not to late to poop on his porch.Justsomedude wrote: ↑Wed Nov 22, 2023 5:12 pm Update:
I was awoken at 8am by the neighbor, because apparently leaves are important enough to awaken the neighbors that have insomnia or alternative shifts. He must have gotten the hint because he blew all of the leaves into a pile in his yard at the curb. I'm guessing there is curbside leaf pickup. Crisis averted.
As an alternative, poop in a purse and leave it at the end of his driveway, like maybe on trash day...
Re: Need the forums wisdom. Neighbor issue
Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2023 4:35 pm
Is he married? Flirt with the wife, and...
Re: Need the forums wisdom. Neighbor issue
Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2023 4:42 pm
Re: Need the forums wisdom. Neighbor issue
Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2023 5:37 pm
Oh we gonna fight now.Justsomedude wrote: ↑Thu Nov 23, 2023 4:42 pmThey're both cat people. I don't think I need to say more to that....
Some cats are awesome.
Re: Need the forums wisdom. Neighbor issue
Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2023 5:45 pm
You are correct that "some" cats are awesome. We have two. One we found as a stray kitten that's the sweetest cat in the world and nuzzles the dogs and then there's my wife's cat, and the world is lucky that it doesn't have apposable thumbs.
Re: Need the forums wisdom. Neighbor issue
Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2023 4:33 pm
Want REAL revenge? Find some copper nails somewhere, and nail a few of them into the tree. They will kill the tree. You could also buy some Copper Sulfate in a garden store and put it around the base of the tree or mix with water and spray it on the leaves. Same result.
Re: Need the forums wisdom. Neighbor issue
Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2023 6:30 pm
Copper nails in the leaf generator would do the trick but may be a bit harsh!
Uncharacteristically, I’m in agreement with CPJ’s advice, except for the cat part.
Uncharacteristically, I’m in agreement with CPJ’s advice, except for the cat part.
Re: Need the forums wisdom. Neighbor issue
Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2023 10:48 pm
Cats are cool........... but needy
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Re: Need the forums wisdom. Neighbor issue
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2023 4:29 pm
Keep the leaves, shred them and use them as mulch.
But if you need vengeance, wait for a day when there is just a slight breeze toward his house, then burn the leaves. Make sure they're damp first so they smolder and really stink up his place.
But if you need vengeance, wait for a day when there is just a slight breeze toward his house, then burn the leaves. Make sure they're damp first so they smolder and really stink up his place.
Re: Need the forums wisdom. Neighbor issue
Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2023 9:41 am
Send him an anonymous peace offering, be sure his wife is home when it arrives.
