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Dead crow mystery solved

Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2025 12:24 pm
by Freezer
The Department of Fish and Game found there was a very large number of crows dead in the State. Fearing it was an avian flu outbreak they performed necropsyies on the birds. Results for the flu were negative but, they found, all the birds had paint on them, they had been struck by vehicles. After further investigation they discovered only 2% were struck by automobiles. A behavioral biologist studied crows to figure out what was happening and found when crows are eating road kill they always had another crow as a sentry looking out for danger. He discovered all the crows could say caw but, none could say truck.

Re: Dead crow mystery solved

Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2025 12:40 pm
by Chiro1989
😵

Re: Dead crow mystery solved

Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2025 1:45 pm
by GrapeApe
:lol:

Re: Dead crow mystery solved

Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2025 2:52 pm
by Wambli Ska
🤣

Re: Dead crow mystery solved

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2025 3:20 pm
by bk56
Stolen!

Re: Dead crow mystery solved

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2025 6:21 pm
by Freezer
There are no new jokes, just retold or repurposed.

this was both.

It was worth retelling.

Re: Dead crow mystery solved

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2025 4:46 pm
by Varmintmist
:shock: