So is Glitch McConnell alive or dead?

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So is Glitch McConnell alive or dead?

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Technically speaking of course. We all know he’s brain dead. I hear he has a bad case of rigor tortise.


Anyway, we need to set age limits, and term limits. When it’s time to go to heavens waiting room, (old folks homes) there are facilities much better suited to change your diapers and feed you Jello than the halls of congress.
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They're mortuary warehouses Pierre, They don't care if your final destination is heaven or hell.
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McConnell (maybe)
Graham
If it does in fact happen in threes, Schumer?
WWJMBD?

I believe we should stand on Ceremony. . . while our friends handcuff the sanctimonious little prick and take him away.
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He's alive! Apparently.
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*supposedly
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Bigslug wrote: Sun Jul 12, 2026 1:11 pm McConnell (maybe)
Graham
If it does in fact happen in threes, Schumer?
We can only hope!

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This why computer parts prices have increased 10 fold, and I’m here for it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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That is funny




When Feinstein is in a wheelchair and still in the public eye

Repubs: Democrats are so cruel and politics is everything to them. They should have the decency to let her live in peace and do the right things and she should not be holding public office in her condition.



When McConnel is probably dead or a vegetable being hidden away from the world and they might lose a senate seat to the left or even worse lose it to a real conservative(Massey)

Also repubs: I played pickle ball with him last week and then watched him perform a scene from Hamlet by memory. We then discussed senate and US history for a few hours before dinner. We are playing 18 this weekend at Bedminster. I don't know why everyone thinks there might be a problem with Mitch.
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Just relax and be patient...quality taxidermy takes time.
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There’s a ton of good memes going around, but this one wins. Don’t argue. Because you’re wrong.
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