Need the forums wisdom. Neighbor issue

[Justsomedude]

You're missing the point. I hate my wife's cat, but I value it more than his life

[Bigslug]

The historical precedents are using your catapult to launch rotting animal carcasses over their castle walls and gifts of smallpox-infested blankets. Kinda need to already be the government or in a position to become it though. Lemme think on this and get back to you.

[Justsomedude]

Update:
I was awoken at 8am by the neighbor, because apparently leaves are important enough to awaken the neighbors that have insomnia or alternative shifts. He must have gotten the hint because he blew all of the leaves into a pile in his yard at the curb. I'm guessing there is curbside leaf pickup. Crisis averted.

[DanielChamberlain]

Nuthin wrong with a dog bark, unless it's at midnight.

[CPJ 2.0]

Update:
I was awoken at 8am by the neighbor, because apparently leaves are important enough to awaken the neighbors that have insomnia or alternative shifts. He must have gotten the hint because he blew all of the leaves into a pile in his yard at the curb. I'm guessing there is curbside leaf pickup. Crisis averted.

It’s not to late to poop on his porch.

[Chiro1989]

Update:
I was awoken at 8am by the neighbor, because apparently leaves are important enough to awaken the neighbors that have insomnia or alternative shifts. He must have gotten the hint because he blew all of the leaves into a pile in his yard at the curb. I'm guessing there is curbside leaf pickup. Crisis averted.

It’s not to late to poop on his porch.

And light it on fire, and ring the doorbell, and the run to the back of the house and pound on the back door.

As an alternative, poop in a purse and leave it at the end of his driveway, like maybe on trash day...

[jkp]

Is he married? Flirt with the wife, and...

[Justsomedude]

Is he married? Flirt with the wife, and...

They're both cat people. I don't think I need to say more to that....

[CPJ 2.0]

Is he married? Flirt with the wife, and...

They're both cat people. I don't think I need to say more to that....

Oh we gonna fight now.
Some cats are awesome.

[Justsomedude]

Is he married? Flirt with the wife, and...

They're both cat people. I don't think I need to say more to that....

Oh we gonna fight now.
Some cats are awesome.

You are correct that "some" cats are awesome. We have two. One we found as a stray kitten that's the sweetest cat in the world and nuzzles the dogs and then there's my wife's cat, and the world is lucky that it doesn't have apposable thumbs.

[Make_My_Day]

Want REAL revenge? Find some copper nails somewhere, and nail a few of them into the tree. They will kill the tree. You could also buy some Copper Sulfate in a garden store and put it around the base of the tree or mix with water and spray it on the leaves. Same result.

[FJB]

Copper nails in the leaf generator would do the trick but may be a bit harsh!
Uncharacteristically, I’m in agreement with CPJ’s advice, except for the cat part.

[jbp-ohio]

Cats are cool........... but needy

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[Scott E. Mayer]

Keep the leaves, shred them and use them as mulch.

But if you need vengeance, wait for a day when there is just a slight breeze toward his house, then burn the leaves. Make sure they're damp first so they smolder and really stink up his place.

[Castle]

Send him an anonymous peace offering, be sure his wife is home when it arrives.